Friday, December 11, 2009

Daily Funnies

You know you're living rural when...

... you see a loose donkey at the end of the driveway!

And then you see him get escorted home by police.

If you click to enlarge, you'll see the donkey being led by the driver of the utility truck and a police squad car following behind.

I had the greatest laugh out of this. Want another laugh?

Last night we had our church ladies go out Christmas caroling. As we got out at a house here was a man walking down the street. He was listening to some sort of English-speaking music on a radio (you'll understand in a minute) He was obviously not of Hispanic descent, but when I cheerfully told him, "Hi! How are you?" He stuttered back, "Uhh... Err... No, uhh, no ah-blow Es-pan-yole ... uhh ... Een-glase. (As in a really bad Spanish accent: No hablo Español ... Inglés) So, I didn't miss a beat and replied, "Ah, lo siento, Señior! Buenas noches!" Then he looked at me almost scared and picked up the pace of his walking. I have no idea what it was all about, but he very obviously fake Spanish accent was so absolutely hilarious to me that I thought I'd share.

3 edifying expressions:

Happy Hermit said...

odd , very odd

StumblinMama said...

That's just too funny! I'm thinking he must've noticed you were a church group and didn't want to engage in a conversation. At any rate, you should submit this to Reader's Digest. They pay for funny stories :-)

Lori said...

This is too funny! I love the donkey being led away to jail. :)

It is kinda funny when you think about how this man acted. It's also kinda scary... wondering what he was up to?